Hulu, Please Save Me From Vevo

When I first heard of Vevo, I was unbelievably excited.

Finally! A place to view high quality music videos from nearly all the major labels. My hopes, dreams, prayers and desires had finally been fulfilled. No longer was I going to have to deal with low quality, illegally uploaded videos any longer! Damn it all, Youtube had done it.

Or not.

Vevo is the most horrid piece of crap I have laid eyes upon. The portal is full of crappy ads, horribly placed promotions and worst of all, crappy video streaming. No matter what connection I am on, whether it be a standard DSL line or a T1 line, the videos always f-ing stutters. I feel like stabbing the computer screen every time this happens. How hard can it be for the largest video site in the whole damn world to figure out how to stream music videos correctly, honestly.

So, Hulu, I need you to save me from Vevo and make my hopes and dreams come true. Please, I am begging you, come out with a music video portal of your own.

In my mind this makes complete and utter sense. Hulu’s value amongest people would grow ten fold if music videos were introduced to the selection and would boost numbers significantly. Not to mention that since y’all at Hulu went the legal route the first time around and are being deemed as a success, labels would not be afraid to embrace you with open arms. Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if they had an orgy over y’all. 

Alright, Hulu, make me proud.